checking out centrelink

To Centrelink And Beyond.....

Joining the Ranks.

So today was the day that Scott needed to make the transition from broke cripple to government funded cripple. And for all you money hungry people/dole bludgers out there, that can only mean one thing..Centrelink. 

If you DON'T know what centrelink is then your probably from the eastern suburbs (sorry to stereotype) or are a spolit, sheltered little turd whose parents get you anything you want (probably eastern suburbs). In fact your probably reading this now on your brand new Mac Book Pro as you sit on your leather lounge with ocean views......YEAH YOU!

I have a very good question. Well in MY mind its a very good question....

When going to centrelink, knowing very well that your basically going to try and get money off the government, what does one wear?

I thought about this when it came to dressing time this morning. Surely i must dress my best? But wait! What if the woman behind the counter is a bitch and thinks that i look like i am doing fine? She may decide there are people much more needy that i! Or maybe she likes the way i look and thinks that such a well presented young man deserves the best treatment, and ASAP.

On the other hand i could dress down and look like a homeless man? Maybe then the counter lady may think i need the money right away! Or maybe she thinks to her self 'this fucking slob is not getting a cent'. Or most likey she see's me as this poor looking young man who clearly is a power ranger out of work.

          

Sir, may i trouble you for some spare currency?

                                                                                                

                                                                                                     Give us a dollar, my suits dirty braa

I know coming from Sydney's NORTH SHORE (capital letters = snob-worthy) that they don't get too many poorly dressed people.  But then again, its centrelink?

As per usual i thought way too much about the situation. So i decided on tracksuit pants and a cardigan.  I was considering wearing thongs to complete the homeless look but thought better of it.

Turns out  Chatswood centrelink is absolute fashion central!! I couldn't believe it. Gucci, Prada, Louis Vuitton as far as the eye could see!!.........just joking, i actually saw an old asian man wearing an entire denim outfit, complete with green gumboots and a denim fishermans hat. Yeah, that bad.

So i guess if i were to give any sort of fashion advice for people going to centrelink, i would have to say no matter what you choose to wear, not matter what. (socks and sandals included) there will be at least 8 people who make you look like fucking Coco Chanel (or some other fashion icon). I put it to sombody to rock up butt-naked and even still, you will be better dressed than someone.

I am sure my grubby vans and trackie pants were making at least 4 people envious. Scott, don't be such a snob. Its centrelink, people may not have much money. Yes, but thats not my problem, and if i cant tease poor people for the way they dress, then i just plain give up..

*If i ever become poor and homeless, and you see me on the streets, please done hesitate to tell me what you think of my outfit. Then give me some money you snob.

End of story anyways, if this country wants to be successful, then we must do one thing: GIVE OUR CENTRELINK REGULARS SOME FASHION ADIVCE! But to end on positive note, the employees at centrelink do have a tough job, and do deal with many 'unsavory characters' but they do it with a smile. Big respect to the employees......except that one little woman who laughed at my neck brace. bitch i saw you.


PS, my neck was hurting today and i am starting to get damn itchy under my power rangers vest. thanks for asking.

LATERS!!

-scotty

we always knew the red one would be the first one out of the job........